Post by Fewms on Oct 2, 2009 14:00:48 GMT
Proof of the Foreign Crespiracy
INTERVIEW WITH REALITY: Proof of the Foreign Crespiracy Against the Great Nation of Klatch!
-Editor in Chief Elera
Now that The Papyrus has been revitalised with new energy and purpose, the foreign dogs working for the capitalist newspapers are starting to view us as a serious threat. The Green Slab and the open sore upon the Disc known as Ankh-Morpork have joined together to attempt to destroy The Papyrus, before the Great City of Djelibeybi can use it to spread their enlightened messages of equality and co-operation.
This conspiracy first became clear during an exclusive interview with Reality, a Morporkian creator. Not only did she attempt to stop The Papyrus' publication of an astrology report far superior to her alt's (a reporter for the Green Slab), she promised to oppose the very existence of facilities that might make The Papyrus even more efficient and effective!
You tell Reality v 2.0: I won't print anything stolen.
Reality v 2.0 asks you: Using different star signs?
Reality v 2.0 tells you: Because that is the work she wanted to use.
Because Reality's alt's Green Slab article listed star signs created by The Great Creator (Pratchett Almighty), she used the pretense that it would be plagiarism for us to acknowledge that such stars signs actually exist and use them as well, even with independent and far superior predictions. When I pointed out that the information was free to all, and not created by her, she attempted to justify her stance based on having done the research without help, whereas our own Astrologer was bright enough to ask around for information on Discworldian astrology, and use the information she was given independently of any inferior Green Slab articles.
Reality was quite cranky throughout the interview (probably due to the miserable Morporkian weather), and began making threats. First of all, she promised to publish a Green Slab article accusing us "towelheads" of plagiarism. When I was not dissuaded by this threat, and expressed my respect for her right to publish articles in substandard newspapers, she moved on to more dire threats.
Reality v 2.0 tells you: It is also the last time I do anything cre-wise to try and help get the paper a real paper
Reality v 2.0 tells you: After all, I'm am AM coder
Indeed, it seems the other newspapers will go to any lengths to suppress the People of Klatch, even enlisting their creator alts to aid them in DESTROYING us. But we SHALL NOT bow down to their threats! We are STRONG!! We are the PEOPLE OF KLATCH, and we know our DESTINY is to overcome these FOREIGN DOGS!!! Our day of RIGHTEOUSNESS shall RISE IN THE SKIES as clear as the STARS that CANNOT BE OWNED!!!! WE SHALL DESTROY OUR ENEMIES!!!!!
INTERVIEW WITH REALITY: Proof of the Foreign Crespiracy Against the Great Nation of Klatch!
-Editor in Chief Elera
Now that The Papyrus has been revitalised with new energy and purpose, the foreign dogs working for the capitalist newspapers are starting to view us as a serious threat. The Green Slab and the open sore upon the Disc known as Ankh-Morpork have joined together to attempt to destroy The Papyrus, before the Great City of Djelibeybi can use it to spread their enlightened messages of equality and co-operation.
This conspiracy first became clear during an exclusive interview with Reality, a Morporkian creator. Not only did she attempt to stop The Papyrus' publication of an astrology report far superior to her alt's (a reporter for the Green Slab), she promised to oppose the very existence of facilities that might make The Papyrus even more efficient and effective!
You tell Reality v 2.0: I won't print anything stolen.
Reality v 2.0 asks you: Using different star signs?
Reality v 2.0 tells you: Because that is the work she wanted to use.
Because Reality's alt's Green Slab article listed star signs created by The Great Creator (Pratchett Almighty), she used the pretense that it would be plagiarism for us to acknowledge that such stars signs actually exist and use them as well, even with independent and far superior predictions. When I pointed out that the information was free to all, and not created by her, she attempted to justify her stance based on having done the research without help, whereas our own Astrologer was bright enough to ask around for information on Discworldian astrology, and use the information she was given independently of any inferior Green Slab articles.
Reality was quite cranky throughout the interview (probably due to the miserable Morporkian weather), and began making threats. First of all, she promised to publish a Green Slab article accusing us "towelheads" of plagiarism. When I was not dissuaded by this threat, and expressed my respect for her right to publish articles in substandard newspapers, she moved on to more dire threats.
Reality v 2.0 tells you: It is also the last time I do anything cre-wise to try and help get the paper a real paper
Reality v 2.0 tells you: After all, I'm am AM coder
Indeed, it seems the other newspapers will go to any lengths to suppress the People of Klatch, even enlisting their creator alts to aid them in DESTROYING us. But we SHALL NOT bow down to their threats! We are STRONG!! We are the PEOPLE OF KLATCH, and we know our DESTINY is to overcome these FOREIGN DOGS!!! Our day of RIGHTEOUSNESS shall RISE IN THE SKIES as clear as the STARS that CANNOT BE OWNED!!!! WE SHALL DESTROY OUR ENEMIES!!!!!