Post by Fewms on Oct 2, 2009 1:35:29 GMT
Written in ink:
=The Obligatory Talker Quotes=
Compiled by Abhishek the Wicked
(newbie) Lap: I realise this isn't the place but I do want to compliment everyone involved with this MUD. Oftentimes I find myself totally forgetting that it's not canon. Places and characters and events and the general way the world works flows so seamlessly between the MUD and the books
(newbiehelpers) Tempus: we can have canons? well, I will be a son of a gun
(Thieves) Abhishek wisps: mross!
(Thieves) mross wisps: where? he still owes me money!
[Abcdefghijkl enters Discworld]
(newbie) ODDneSS: is it easy for anyone to kill rats?
(newbie) Jelena: oDDneSS, it can be quite hard to kill rats if you have low fighting skills and didn't take advantage of Greg.
(newbie) Jelena: Er. Of Greg's tutoring.
(newbiehelpers) Cyzaki looks shocked at Jelena
(newbiehelpers) Jelena: Kill me please?
(Thieves) Squeegy wisps: There are two distinct types of times in my life: times when I am wearing pants, and times when I am truly happy.
*21:19:48* Marri newbie-told: how do i refresh?
*21:20:06* GiricRedwolf newbie-told: "refresh totally"
*21:20:27* Phoibe newbie-told: help refresh and syntax refresh
*21:20:38* Phoibe newbie-told: why do you want to go back?
*21:21:06* Marri newbie-told: because i have absolutly no clue as to what i am doing.
*21:21:19* Kaz newbie-told: *smiles*
*21:21:31* Phoibe newbie-told: "help essentials" might give you the info you are looking for
*21:21:37* Rotas newbie-told: is that all! Neither do I and I've been here for years!
(Thieves) Bonobo wisps: Hmmmmmmm, passion fruit... How can you not love it with a name like that?
(Thieves) Kana wisps: Nono, muggers are fat, smugglers can't spell "mugger", prowlers forgot to specialise and safecrackers... well, they're just plain weird.
Alora Valantine tells Gurujosh De'Lampshade and you: My cd rom drive wouldnt read some of my super old cds though.
Gurujosh De'Lampshade tells Alora Valantine and you: those are called R-E-C-O-R-D-S
(Club) Abhishek Valantine: According to two, a banana's the only fruit said to have hands
(Club) Abhishek Valantine watches Bonobo listen to two
(Club) Bonobo refuses. Bananas are the only fruit to yield multiple orgasms, though.
(Thieves) Doofulus wisps that he wonders whether his butt can be made into a permalight. Would give new meaning to seeing by moonlight
*01:35:08* Phyria newbie-told: anyone know how long it takes to get a dragon to like you?
*01:35:32* Dogbolter newbie-told: Mrs Dogbolter doesn't like me yet, and we've been married 15 years.
MCZoot wisps: ok this is getting ridiculous
MCZoot wisps: i need to get out of this river
Seirou wisps: Why, are the fish complaining?
Vire wisps: Wait, SiIlaan, ... are you dumping me?
SiIlaan wisps: Vire, I got you from a dump in the first place.
Vire wisps: Oh snap.
Vire wisps: You're right SiIlaan.
Vire wisps: But at least you were keeping it in the family.
SiIlaan wisps: Think of it as going back to your roots.
Nayeli wisps: harassment is okay when it's funny or done by Terano.
(Thieves) Akaishi wisps: genua is where men are men, and sometimes so are the women
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Hmmm, Offler-goodness.
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Right! Now what shall I sing? Something from Orphans Impovision Workshop, The Hamlet Persons, Areyem, Newbie King, Lynched Liam, Mc Mallet, Enim Rac, Patricienne, Lappet Faced Worriers or Mellow Yellow Wahooni Fruits?
(Two) Losh wisps: Newbie King
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Rightio, Losh, Newbie King it is then!
(Two) Loutre wisps: 9999 bottles of scumble on the wall!
(Two) Losh wisps that he has it aliased
(Two) emrYs wisps: enim rac
(Two) Loutre wisps: Go oooon, Sokkard, you know you love me!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Not enough, Loutre!
(Two) Loutre wisps that she sobs.
(Two) Abhishek wisps that he meeps
(Two) Hannazus wisps: Persuade sokkard to let me have his babies?
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(Two) Malady wisps: yeah, and you, my little hobo friend, should be a comedian, you're that good!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: You can't have my babies, they're too tasty to give away :-(
(Thieves) Regina wisps: roughly 1 in 1,000 people have third nipples. It's more common in females. And they always come in on the milk lines (imagine a line going from your armpits to your crotch).
(Thieves) Regina wisps that she knows her nipples.
(Thieves) Bonobo wisps: we *all* know your nipples, dear.
(Thieves) Regina wisps: Stalker!
(Thieves) Bonobo wisps: I just keep a worrying, concerned and above all fatherly eye upon all my sweet ickle female Cutpurses...
(Thieves) Bonobo wisps: t clot is Gassy done installing those new imp-powered cameras in the dorms yet?
(Thieves) Thea wisps that she grins.
(Thieves) Berke wisps: Exploitable!
(Thieves) Clot wisps: Not sure, but those holes I drilled are still there.
(Thieves) Regina wisps: Sodoku is a fun game
(Thieves) Bonophile wisps: as is Sodomy.
Continued on the next page...
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You turn one page of the red book.
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You read page twenty-three of the red book:
Written in ink:
(Two) Noobie wisps: What's an Abhishek? Can you buy one of those?
(Thieves) Bonophile wisps: Moving their pelvis rhythmically seems to conflict with their view of masculinity.
(Thieves) Phix wisps: I only dance if I'm getting laid for it!
(Thieves) Grimrak wisps that he grins at Phix
(Thieves) Bonophile wisps: Poor Phix has never danced in his life...
(newbie) GherKhin: Wee Hah. All my possessions vaporized in the crash and I am standing here naked as Lady Godiva. But not as cute...
(Playerkillers) Cize wisps: Oh my god
(Playerkillers) Bonophile wisps: You rang?
(Thieves) Adalmin wisps: Mmm...an NPC that flirts back...
(Thieves) Adalmin wisps: Wait, NOT THE SHEEP! I didn't mean the sheep!
(Thieves) Grimrak wisps that he grins
(Thieves) Kasimir wisps: who? where?
(Thieves) Grimrak wisps: Awww....I thought you were a New Zealander then for a sec
(Thieves) Abhishek wisps: Too late, Adalmin
(Thieves) Adalmin wisps that she dies.
(Thieves) Kikyathe wisps: SOmeone quote this please
(Thieves) Kikyathe wisps: The ghost of Adalmin tells you: Crap, I died.
(Thieves) Adalmin wisps: Okay, so what is a "hunni"?
(Thieves) Adalmin wisps: Some kind of visigoth cheese?
(Thieves) Bonophile wisps: It's a hip-hop honey?
(Thieves) Grimrak wisps: Badly spelled honey, methinks
(Thieves) Adalmin wisps: OOoooh.
(Thieves) Simidhel wisps: southern usa term of endearment i guess (and yes probably scary)
(Thieves) Adalmin wisps that she cringes and say "Eeeeeeeew..."
(Thieves) Bonophile wisps: Southern America? I thought "sis" was something romantic you said to your wife there...
(Apex) Gaelen wisps that he peers at the DW logo merchandise
(Apex) Gaelen wisps: do we really need a DW mud thong?
(Apex) Fayte wisps: YES
(Apex) Thakh wisps: YES
You tell mross Le Marc: Hopefully I'll TM
Mross Le Marc tells you: hopefully.
Mross Le Marc smugly tells you: i just tm'ed co.st.ou.
Mross Le Marc smugly tells you: from a backstab.
You accuse mross Le Marc of being smug.
Mross Le Marc tells you: me? never. irritating. yes. annoying. yes. terminally insane. quite probably. teller of bad puns. yes. but smug? no.
(Thieves) Monika wisps: Porsches always felt so sexual. The mouths of their tanks are microscopically larger than the nozzle, so it'd just sliiiiide right in
(Thieves) Monika wisps: Not like Volkswagens, which just have insane diameters
(Thieves) Monika wisps: you'd just fall right out
(Thieves) Phix wisps: Abhishek, are you familiar with Monika's orgasmic screams, by chance?
(Thieves) Abhishek wisps: I am happy to say, I am not
(Thieves) Monika wisps: *I'm* not even familiar with my orgasmic screams
[about Lanfear...]
Pharm wisps: I've only heard...and on the sly...that the Creators coded her to show all us guys what married life is really like
Talven wisps: Not THAT slever
Talven wisps: *clever
Tashen wisps that he edges away from Pharm...
Paddy wisps: ...married life is like hanging around on a tropical island learning a few levels of sword?
Paddy wisps: What the hell is wrong with your wife?
Paddy wisps: Other than you, obviously.
(NAMCO) Presto: Also, Benelux sounds like a floor polish or something. Just thought I'd mention that.
(NAMCO) Presto: Try NEW Benelux extra strength. Now available in Pine Scent.
(Playerkillers) Sined wisps: well I was just going to slap baldorf for considering me ...... now I'm annoyed that he's gone net dead twice ....
(Playerkillers) Perseus wisps: bad connection
(Playerkillers) Sined wisps: yeah - every time I walk in the room his connection drops
(Playerkillers) Sined wisps: amazing that
(Playerkillers) Andrew wisps: Sined - so scary that even ISPs faint at the sight.
(Playerkillers) Drun wisps: it's selective connection :b
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(Thieves) Phix wisps: We had to carry cars full of people to the hospital to get their stomaches pumped at our after prom trips. = P
(Thieves) Grimrak wisps that he laughs
(Thieves) Abhishek wisps: Phix, I worry about you
(Thieves) Abhishek wisps: Are you an alt of mross or something?
(Thieves) mross wisps: I have no alts.
(Thieves) mross wisps: this is a cause for great rejoicing throughout the land.
(Thieves) Phix wisps: I lied on that alt, I am actually multiplaying as mross and Phix!
(Thieves) mross wisps: go on...rejoice.
(Thieves) mross wisps: rejoice, i say!
Tubby wisps: I, Tubby, Laugh at you, FLoPP.
Hypo wisps: Tubby is laughing at you. That's like getting a handout from a hobo with leprosy.
Hypo wisps: No offense Tubby. =p
(Thieves) Doofulus wisps: Klatchian priestesses think I'm hot. Whenever they see me, they stomp towards me, cackling...
(tgs) Exote: I crashed us a few times too
(tgs) Exote: (cre) Exote: Oops... *crash* (cre) Exote: I think I fixed it. *crash* (cre) Exote: right, found the problem... *crash*
Maelin wisps: Vire Tetario strokes the corpse of a happy schoolgirl lovingly.
(Thieves) Simidhel wisps: The Skunk Club dance floor [n,s,u]. Two groovy dancers, a pepped-up dancer and a funky dancer are standing here. The corpse of Bonophile is on the floor. (talk about dance till you drop
=The Obligatory Talker Quotes=
Compiled by Abhishek the Wicked
(newbie) Lap: I realise this isn't the place but I do want to compliment everyone involved with this MUD. Oftentimes I find myself totally forgetting that it's not canon. Places and characters and events and the general way the world works flows so seamlessly between the MUD and the books
(newbiehelpers) Tempus: we can have canons? well, I will be a son of a gun
(Thieves) Abhishek wisps: mross!
(Thieves) mross wisps: where? he still owes me money!
[Abcdefghijkl enters Discworld]
(newbie) ODDneSS: is it easy for anyone to kill rats?
(newbie) Jelena: oDDneSS, it can be quite hard to kill rats if you have low fighting skills and didn't take advantage of Greg.
(newbie) Jelena: Er. Of Greg's tutoring.
(newbiehelpers) Cyzaki looks shocked at Jelena
(newbiehelpers) Jelena: Kill me please?
(Thieves) Squeegy wisps: There are two distinct types of times in my life: times when I am wearing pants, and times when I am truly happy.
*21:19:48* Marri newbie-told: how do i refresh?
*21:20:06* GiricRedwolf newbie-told: "refresh totally"
*21:20:27* Phoibe newbie-told: help refresh and syntax refresh
*21:20:38* Phoibe newbie-told: why do you want to go back?
*21:21:06* Marri newbie-told: because i have absolutly no clue as to what i am doing.
*21:21:19* Kaz newbie-told: *smiles*
*21:21:31* Phoibe newbie-told: "help essentials" might give you the info you are looking for
*21:21:37* Rotas newbie-told: is that all! Neither do I and I've been here for years!
(Thieves) Bonobo wisps: Hmmmmmmm, passion fruit... How can you not love it with a name like that?
(Thieves) Kana wisps: Nono, muggers are fat, smugglers can't spell "mugger", prowlers forgot to specialise and safecrackers... well, they're just plain weird.
Alora Valantine tells Gurujosh De'Lampshade and you: My cd rom drive wouldnt read some of my super old cds though.
Gurujosh De'Lampshade tells Alora Valantine and you: those are called R-E-C-O-R-D-S
(Club) Abhishek Valantine: According to two, a banana's the only fruit said to have hands
(Club) Abhishek Valantine watches Bonobo listen to two
(Club) Bonobo refuses. Bananas are the only fruit to yield multiple orgasms, though.
(Thieves) Doofulus wisps that he wonders whether his butt can be made into a permalight. Would give new meaning to seeing by moonlight
*01:35:08* Phyria newbie-told: anyone know how long it takes to get a dragon to like you?
*01:35:32* Dogbolter newbie-told: Mrs Dogbolter doesn't like me yet, and we've been married 15 years.
MCZoot wisps: ok this is getting ridiculous
MCZoot wisps: i need to get out of this river
Seirou wisps: Why, are the fish complaining?
Vire wisps: Wait, SiIlaan, ... are you dumping me?
SiIlaan wisps: Vire, I got you from a dump in the first place.
Vire wisps: Oh snap.
Vire wisps: You're right SiIlaan.
Vire wisps: But at least you were keeping it in the family.
SiIlaan wisps: Think of it as going back to your roots.
Nayeli wisps: harassment is okay when it's funny or done by Terano.
(Thieves) Akaishi wisps: genua is where men are men, and sometimes so are the women
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Hmmm, Offler-goodness.
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Right! Now what shall I sing? Something from Orphans Impovision Workshop, The Hamlet Persons, Areyem, Newbie King, Lynched Liam, Mc Mallet, Enim Rac, Patricienne, Lappet Faced Worriers or Mellow Yellow Wahooni Fruits?
(Two) Losh wisps: Newbie King
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Rightio, Losh, Newbie King it is then!
(Two) Loutre wisps: 9999 bottles of scumble on the wall!
(Two) Losh wisps that he has it aliased
(Two) emrYs wisps: enim rac
(Two) Loutre wisps: Go oooon, Sokkard, you know you love me!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Not enough, Loutre!
(Two) Loutre wisps that she sobs.
(Two) Abhishek wisps that he meeps
(Two) Hannazus wisps: Persuade sokkard to let me have his babies?
Read From 1 to 76 of 96 (79%) - return to continue, h for help.
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Read From 1 to 76 of 96 (79%) - return to continue, h for help.
(Two) Malady wisps: yeah, and you, my little hobo friend, should be a comedian, you're that good!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: You can't have my babies, they're too tasty to give away :-(
(Thieves) Regina wisps: roughly 1 in 1,000 people have third nipples. It's more common in females. And they always come in on the milk lines (imagine a line going from your armpits to your crotch).
(Thieves) Regina wisps that she knows her nipples.
(Thieves) Bonobo wisps: we *all* know your nipples, dear.
(Thieves) Regina wisps: Stalker!
(Thieves) Bonobo wisps: I just keep a worrying, concerned and above all fatherly eye upon all my sweet ickle female Cutpurses...
(Thieves) Bonobo wisps: t clot is Gassy done installing those new imp-powered cameras in the dorms yet?
(Thieves) Thea wisps that she grins.
(Thieves) Berke wisps: Exploitable!
(Thieves) Clot wisps: Not sure, but those holes I drilled are still there.
(Thieves) Regina wisps: Sodoku is a fun game
(Thieves) Bonophile wisps: as is Sodomy.
Continued on the next page...
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You turn one page of the red book.
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You read page twenty-three of the red book:
Written in ink:
(Two) Noobie wisps: What's an Abhishek? Can you buy one of those?
(Thieves) Bonophile wisps: Moving their pelvis rhythmically seems to conflict with their view of masculinity.
(Thieves) Phix wisps: I only dance if I'm getting laid for it!
(Thieves) Grimrak wisps that he grins at Phix
(Thieves) Bonophile wisps: Poor Phix has never danced in his life...
(newbie) GherKhin: Wee Hah. All my possessions vaporized in the crash and I am standing here naked as Lady Godiva. But not as cute...
(Playerkillers) Cize wisps: Oh my god
(Playerkillers) Bonophile wisps: You rang?
(Thieves) Adalmin wisps: Mmm...an NPC that flirts back...
(Thieves) Adalmin wisps: Wait, NOT THE SHEEP! I didn't mean the sheep!
(Thieves) Grimrak wisps that he grins
(Thieves) Kasimir wisps: who? where?
(Thieves) Grimrak wisps: Awww....I thought you were a New Zealander then for a sec
(Thieves) Abhishek wisps: Too late, Adalmin
(Thieves) Adalmin wisps that she dies.
(Thieves) Kikyathe wisps: SOmeone quote this please
(Thieves) Kikyathe wisps: The ghost of Adalmin tells you: Crap, I died.
(Thieves) Adalmin wisps: Okay, so what is a "hunni"?
(Thieves) Adalmin wisps: Some kind of visigoth cheese?
(Thieves) Bonophile wisps: It's a hip-hop honey?
(Thieves) Grimrak wisps: Badly spelled honey, methinks
(Thieves) Adalmin wisps: OOoooh.
(Thieves) Simidhel wisps: southern usa term of endearment i guess (and yes probably scary)
(Thieves) Adalmin wisps that she cringes and say "Eeeeeeeew..."
(Thieves) Bonophile wisps: Southern America? I thought "sis" was something romantic you said to your wife there...
(Apex) Gaelen wisps that he peers at the DW logo merchandise
(Apex) Gaelen wisps: do we really need a DW mud thong?
(Apex) Fayte wisps: YES
(Apex) Thakh wisps: YES
You tell mross Le Marc: Hopefully I'll TM
Mross Le Marc tells you: hopefully.
Mross Le Marc smugly tells you: i just tm'ed co.st.ou.
Mross Le Marc smugly tells you: from a backstab.
You accuse mross Le Marc of being smug.
Mross Le Marc tells you: me? never. irritating. yes. annoying. yes. terminally insane. quite probably. teller of bad puns. yes. but smug? no.
(Thieves) Monika wisps: Porsches always felt so sexual. The mouths of their tanks are microscopically larger than the nozzle, so it'd just sliiiiide right in
(Thieves) Monika wisps: Not like Volkswagens, which just have insane diameters
(Thieves) Monika wisps: you'd just fall right out
(Thieves) Phix wisps: Abhishek, are you familiar with Monika's orgasmic screams, by chance?
(Thieves) Abhishek wisps: I am happy to say, I am not
(Thieves) Monika wisps: *I'm* not even familiar with my orgasmic screams
[about Lanfear...]
Pharm wisps: I've only heard...and on the sly...that the Creators coded her to show all us guys what married life is really like
Talven wisps: Not THAT slever
Talven wisps: *clever
Tashen wisps that he edges away from Pharm...
Paddy wisps: ...married life is like hanging around on a tropical island learning a few levels of sword?
Paddy wisps: What the hell is wrong with your wife?
Paddy wisps: Other than you, obviously.
(NAMCO) Presto: Also, Benelux sounds like a floor polish or something. Just thought I'd mention that.
(NAMCO) Presto: Try NEW Benelux extra strength. Now available in Pine Scent.
(Playerkillers) Sined wisps: well I was just going to slap baldorf for considering me ...... now I'm annoyed that he's gone net dead twice ....
(Playerkillers) Perseus wisps: bad connection
(Playerkillers) Sined wisps: yeah - every time I walk in the room his connection drops
(Playerkillers) Sined wisps: amazing that
(Playerkillers) Andrew wisps: Sined - so scary that even ISPs faint at the sight.
(Playerkillers) Drun wisps: it's selective connection :b
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(Thieves) Phix wisps: We had to carry cars full of people to the hospital to get their stomaches pumped at our after prom trips. = P
(Thieves) Grimrak wisps that he laughs
(Thieves) Abhishek wisps: Phix, I worry about you
(Thieves) Abhishek wisps: Are you an alt of mross or something?
(Thieves) mross wisps: I have no alts.
(Thieves) mross wisps: this is a cause for great rejoicing throughout the land.
(Thieves) Phix wisps: I lied on that alt, I am actually multiplaying as mross and Phix!
(Thieves) mross wisps: go on...rejoice.
(Thieves) mross wisps: rejoice, i say!
Tubby wisps: I, Tubby, Laugh at you, FLoPP.
Hypo wisps: Tubby is laughing at you. That's like getting a handout from a hobo with leprosy.
Hypo wisps: No offense Tubby. =p
(Thieves) Doofulus wisps: Klatchian priestesses think I'm hot. Whenever they see me, they stomp towards me, cackling...
(tgs) Exote: I crashed us a few times too
(tgs) Exote: (cre) Exote: Oops... *crash* (cre) Exote: I think I fixed it. *crash* (cre) Exote: right, found the problem... *crash*
Maelin wisps: Vire Tetario strokes the corpse of a happy schoolgirl lovingly.
(Thieves) Simidhel wisps: The Skunk Club dance floor [n,s,u]. Two groovy dancers, a pepped-up dancer and a funky dancer are standing here. The corpse of Bonophile is on the floor. (talk about dance till you drop