Post by Fewms on Feb 8, 2009 19:06:33 GMT
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Eau de Toilet.
(It'll bring a flush to your cheek!) by Black Earwax Pus
Tired of the the beautiful clean waters of the Djel? Do you find rose water too commonplace? Are you longing for something more exotic than the earthy smell of a tent and the pot-pourri of sweetly roasting camel dung and frangipani? Well, you can't get more exotic perfumes anywhere but in that famous cross of a city of swine, also known as Ankh-Morpork.
When you go, make sure you enjoy your stroll. You may experience the following (written in d'reg code, as usual):
It's a mess! Herds dig in waste conduit (11, 4)
Huge Bad Warts (7, 4)
Dog's mess in the center of the Ankh (4,2,4)
Messy Gleaming baths are enough to malign best hag. (9,4)
Microscopic testicles minus an throughfare (5,4)
I heard this place is the dumps. (3,5)
The scared Pythagorean shuffles around a hot, angry, sad creep. What a place! (10,7)
Diarrhoea street. Need I say more? (6)
The Morporkian Oasis. The only treatment for life in AM. (3,6)
Bubonic toll (6, 5)
Destroys ills (5,7)
Assassin's first sweet note is heard. (5,5)
Piddly Urea Oopss (11,4)
While there, don't forget to keep an eye out for the following:
Warm refuse, bad mud! It's a sight to see in AM. (5,6)
Soaking detritus is all over the place. This has got to stop. (6,4)
Seventy usin' urine makes ensue ninety virus. How turbulent and foul! I must have been blind to enter this place! (6,10)
What Rincewind wore to fart while scuttling in the university. (5,2,3)
The Assassin's Diarrhoea (3,3)
It's about time one invested some wisdom and intelligence into moving picture venues (9)
Foul Hotel Digs encircled by swarming tough old flies/ (5,5)
Um... Vile airs mess. Sick! Watch your step. (3,6,5)
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Solution to the previous cryptic crossword:
Across:
N1-U1: Pyramids
E5-J5: Coffee
Q4-V4: Bazaar
Q5-V5: Khefin
A7-E7: Tsort
M7-Q7: camel
F8-O8: frangipani
I12-O12: sultana
Down:
E5-E7: cat
F8-F10: fig
G7-G8: ur
I4-I8: melon
M7-M13: caravan
N1-N8: Ptepsi An
O7-O10: mint
Q4-Q10: baklava
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Eau de Toilet.
(It'll bring a flush to your cheek!) by Black Earwax Pus
Tired of the the beautiful clean waters of the Djel? Do you find rose water too commonplace? Are you longing for something more exotic than the earthy smell of a tent and the pot-pourri of sweetly roasting camel dung and frangipani? Well, you can't get more exotic perfumes anywhere but in that famous cross of a city of swine, also known as Ankh-Morpork.
When you go, make sure you enjoy your stroll. You may experience the following (written in d'reg code, as usual):
It's a mess! Herds dig in waste conduit (11, 4)
Huge Bad Warts (7, 4)
Dog's mess in the center of the Ankh (4,2,4)
Messy Gleaming baths are enough to malign best hag. (9,4)
Microscopic testicles minus an throughfare (5,4)
I heard this place is the dumps. (3,5)
The scared Pythagorean shuffles around a hot, angry, sad creep. What a place! (10,7)
Diarrhoea street. Need I say more? (6)
The Morporkian Oasis. The only treatment for life in AM. (3,6)
Bubonic toll (6, 5)
Destroys ills (5,7)
Assassin's first sweet note is heard. (5,5)
Piddly Urea Oopss (11,4)
While there, don't forget to keep an eye out for the following:
Warm refuse, bad mud! It's a sight to see in AM. (5,6)
Soaking detritus is all over the place. This has got to stop. (6,4)
Seventy usin' urine makes ensue ninety virus. How turbulent and foul! I must have been blind to enter this place! (6,10)
What Rincewind wore to fart while scuttling in the university. (5,2,3)
The Assassin's Diarrhoea (3,3)
It's about time one invested some wisdom and intelligence into moving picture venues (9)
Foul Hotel Digs encircled by swarming tough old flies/ (5,5)
Um... Vile airs mess. Sick! Watch your step. (3,6,5)
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Solution to the previous cryptic crossword:
Across:
N1-U1: Pyramids
E5-J5: Coffee
Q4-V4: Bazaar
Q5-V5: Khefin
A7-E7: Tsort
M7-Q7: camel
F8-O8: frangipani
I12-O12: sultana
Down:
E5-E7: cat
F8-F10: fig
G7-G8: ur
I4-I8: melon
M7-M13: caravan
N1-N8: Ptepsi An
O7-O10: mint
Q4-Q10: baklava