Post by Editor in Chief on Mar 5, 2008 21:52:34 GMT
Some have asked, "Why will you be the next Editor?" Because, despite my Morporkian roots, I am committed to the ideals of the Great City of Djelibeybi and The Papyrus. I know firsthand the evils of capitalism that run rampant in Ankh-Morpork. The corrupt politicians, the suppression of the poor, the starvation of the innocent little kitties lying in the streets, too weighed down by rain-soaked fur to move.
But for just a few tooni per edition of The Papyrus, you too can help fight these evils. Your contributions will go to support an actual journalist writing about these outrages. In return for your donation, you will get your own printed copy of The Papyrus, with articles written by those very same journalists, about those very same outrages.
Don't say that someone else will support those journalists writing about those tragic events. Don't say that you'll do it next month, or the month after. Don't say that your tooni is better spent being dropped from the bridge onto croccodiles for entertainment. Do it today - support a journalist. Buy The Papyrus.
But for just a few tooni per edition of The Papyrus, you too can help fight these evils. Your contributions will go to support an actual journalist writing about these outrages. In return for your donation, you will get your own printed copy of The Papyrus, with articles written by those very same journalists, about those very same outrages.
Don't say that someone else will support those journalists writing about those tragic events. Don't say that you'll do it next month, or the month after. Don't say that your tooni is better spent being dropped from the bridge onto croccodiles for entertainment. Do it today - support a journalist. Buy The Papyrus.