Post by Fewms on Oct 2, 2009 0:58:44 GMT
Written in ink in Morporkian:
The Standard Issue Quote Page in a Paper on the Disc
Quotes provided by: Abhishek Valantine
Mross Le Marc tells you: okay, this is just wrong. i'm in a pottery shop in north djb, and i've just filched the tight leather pants and sweater from ptep-ptip-ptop...and he's now wearing a black leather thong with lace-up front.
While discussing Holy Sacrifice:
[Group] Chi: sekkites, always with the slicy slicy, bleedy bleedy
You grin.
Sister Rila waggles her dagger at Dishonest Chi O'lalah.
[Group] Chi: You just don't get it do you?
[Group] Chi: you stab the /other/ person
(One) Corban wisps: drops a pin
(One) Corban wisps that he drops a pin, too
(One) Tulip wisps: You drop Pin, you'd better watch your back, friend.
(One) Tulip wisps: And when I've finished with your -ing head, you'll have to look up to do that.
(One) Corban wisps: at least someone else is on here
(Ankh-MorporkCouncil) Wilbur wisps: t scouter No, that'll cost extra. A *lot* extra. And bring your own sonky...
(Ankh-MorporkCouncil) Wilbur wisps: ehrr...
(Ankh-MorporkCouncil) Abhishek wisps that he quotes Wilbur
(Ankh-MorporkCouncil) Klikli wisps: ....
(Ankh-MorporkCouncil) Scouter wisps that he blinks slowly
(Ankh-MorporkCouncil) Scouter wisps that he chases Wilbur with a wooden spoon
(One) Fightingfrog wisps: I have 15 wisom
(One) Fightingfrog wisps: Not enough to spell wisdom correctly though
(Thieves) Chi wisps: And it was decided on channel one. I'm not a mugger I'm a slutpurse.
(Thieves) Chi wisps that she
(Thieves) ChaynII wisps: Be nice Chi or I'll take your panties again
(Thieves) Chi wisps: I'm not wearing any!
(Thieves) Chi wisps that she cackles.
(Thieves) Grimrak wisps: I keep my yellow stone ring in my thong
(One) Maylock wisps: for polearm weapons like the jo and javelin how do the attacks go by damage? hit, smash
(One) Sined wisps: attack damage is simple - if target = alive, hit again
(One) Sined wisps: what more do you need to know?
(One) Sined wisps: I mean really, all this obsession with "how much damage am I doing?" when the important thing is "is it dead yet?"
(cutpurses) Bonobo: ah, glorious Tuna, let me count the ways in which I love thee...
(cutpurses) Bonobo: 1) while completely naked
(cutpurses) Bonobo: 2) while wearing nothing but socks on my feet and some pesto on my nipples...
(cutpurses) Bonobo: This could become a very long list...
(Apex) Dishrag wisps: OH NOES! SINED HAS PLANS TO IMPOVERISH THE WITCHES GUILD!
(Apex) Echo wisps that he cheers.
(Apex) Echo wisps: A witch turned me into a newt.
(Apex) Sined wisps: that's nothing, a newt turned dishrag into a witch
(newbiehelpers) Aragorn: I'm a little newbie, hear me pout. "Where is the womble? How do I get out?" When I get all steamed up, hear me shout "Won't somebody come and help me out?"
Written in ink in Morporkian:
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turn page of book
You turn one page of the red book.
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You read page nine of the red book:
Written in ink in Morporkian:
... Continued from Page 9
(newbie) Eem: how do i get my dormitry key from the porter in the assassins guild?
(newbie) Sined: ask him politely (and politely is important)
(newbie) Sined: and it's "dormitory", not "dormitry" .... the npc's here that respond to keywords need those keywords to be spelt correctly
(newbie) Sined: for example, if you find the nayeli al'nighter npc, she will tell you many useful things if you say "please help me", but if you say "hlep hlep" she just giggles
(newbiehelpers) Sined: am I wicked
Mross Le Marc asks you: i'm at work, playing the mud, and watching "the muppet show". does life get any better than this?
(newbie) Snarf: darn it. One minute i'm dead next i'm arrested. If only i could have this much funIRL
(Thieves) AliX wisps: Inventory regeneration complete.The smell of beer hangs in the air. I've played for so long the mud knows what i like when i log in!
Envy wisps: rowr
SiIlaan wisps that he nodnods at Envy sagely.
SiIlaan wisps: Envy, let's go fake some lewd mischats ;P
Oshnoritsu wisps: hehehe..
Andrew wisps: Yes, you can write about boobies in the slab if you do... uh... wrong channel?
(Thieves) Pinch wisps: not likely am scared of all PK's....look at Calagan he scares my boots off
(Thieves) Abhishek wisps: Calagan scares you?
(Thieves) Abhishek wisps that he points at Pinch
(Thieves) Abhishek wisps that he laughs at Pinch
(Thieves) Pinch wisps: Only on the boards
(Thieves) Doofulus wisps: Calagan scares my pants off
(Thieves) Dhaggard wisps: Which then scares im back.
Written in cursive, signed by Abhishek:
Abhishek Valantine
The Standard Issue Quote Page in a Paper on the Disc
Quotes provided by: Abhishek Valantine
Mross Le Marc tells you: okay, this is just wrong. i'm in a pottery shop in north djb, and i've just filched the tight leather pants and sweater from ptep-ptip-ptop...and he's now wearing a black leather thong with lace-up front.
While discussing Holy Sacrifice:
[Group] Chi: sekkites, always with the slicy slicy, bleedy bleedy
You grin.
Sister Rila waggles her dagger at Dishonest Chi O'lalah.
[Group] Chi: You just don't get it do you?
[Group] Chi: you stab the /other/ person
(One) Corban wisps: drops a pin
(One) Corban wisps that he drops a pin, too
(One) Tulip wisps: You drop Pin, you'd better watch your back, friend.
(One) Tulip wisps: And when I've finished with your -ing head, you'll have to look up to do that.
(One) Corban wisps: at least someone else is on here
(Ankh-MorporkCouncil) Wilbur wisps: t scouter No, that'll cost extra. A *lot* extra. And bring your own sonky...
(Ankh-MorporkCouncil) Wilbur wisps: ehrr...
(Ankh-MorporkCouncil) Abhishek wisps that he quotes Wilbur
(Ankh-MorporkCouncil) Klikli wisps: ....
(Ankh-MorporkCouncil) Scouter wisps that he blinks slowly
(Ankh-MorporkCouncil) Scouter wisps that he chases Wilbur with a wooden spoon
(One) Fightingfrog wisps: I have 15 wisom
(One) Fightingfrog wisps: Not enough to spell wisdom correctly though
(Thieves) Chi wisps: And it was decided on channel one. I'm not a mugger I'm a slutpurse.
(Thieves) Chi wisps that she
(Thieves) ChaynII wisps: Be nice Chi or I'll take your panties again
(Thieves) Chi wisps: I'm not wearing any!
(Thieves) Chi wisps that she cackles.
(Thieves) Grimrak wisps: I keep my yellow stone ring in my thong
(One) Maylock wisps: for polearm weapons like the jo and javelin how do the attacks go by damage? hit, smash
(One) Sined wisps: attack damage is simple - if target = alive, hit again
(One) Sined wisps: what more do you need to know?
(One) Sined wisps: I mean really, all this obsession with "how much damage am I doing?" when the important thing is "is it dead yet?"
(cutpurses) Bonobo: ah, glorious Tuna, let me count the ways in which I love thee...
(cutpurses) Bonobo: 1) while completely naked
(cutpurses) Bonobo: 2) while wearing nothing but socks on my feet and some pesto on my nipples...
(cutpurses) Bonobo: This could become a very long list...
(Apex) Dishrag wisps: OH NOES! SINED HAS PLANS TO IMPOVERISH THE WITCHES GUILD!
(Apex) Echo wisps that he cheers.
(Apex) Echo wisps: A witch turned me into a newt.
(Apex) Sined wisps: that's nothing, a newt turned dishrag into a witch
(newbiehelpers) Aragorn: I'm a little newbie, hear me pout. "Where is the womble? How do I get out?" When I get all steamed up, hear me shout "Won't somebody come and help me out?"
Written in ink in Morporkian:
Continued on page 9...
>
turn page of book
You turn one page of the red book.
>
read book
You read page nine of the red book:
Written in ink in Morporkian:
... Continued from Page 9
(newbie) Eem: how do i get my dormitry key from the porter in the assassins guild?
(newbie) Sined: ask him politely (and politely is important)
(newbie) Sined: and it's "dormitory", not "dormitry" .... the npc's here that respond to keywords need those keywords to be spelt correctly
(newbie) Sined: for example, if you find the nayeli al'nighter npc, she will tell you many useful things if you say "please help me", but if you say "hlep hlep" she just giggles
(newbiehelpers) Sined: am I wicked
Mross Le Marc asks you: i'm at work, playing the mud, and watching "the muppet show". does life get any better than this?
(newbie) Snarf: darn it. One minute i'm dead next i'm arrested. If only i could have this much funIRL
(Thieves) AliX wisps: Inventory regeneration complete.The smell of beer hangs in the air. I've played for so long the mud knows what i like when i log in!
Envy wisps: rowr
SiIlaan wisps that he nodnods at Envy sagely.
SiIlaan wisps: Envy, let's go fake some lewd mischats ;P
Oshnoritsu wisps: hehehe..
Andrew wisps: Yes, you can write about boobies in the slab if you do... uh... wrong channel?
(Thieves) Pinch wisps: not likely am scared of all PK's....look at Calagan he scares my boots off
(Thieves) Abhishek wisps: Calagan scares you?
(Thieves) Abhishek wisps that he points at Pinch
(Thieves) Abhishek wisps that he laughs at Pinch
(Thieves) Pinch wisps: Only on the boards
(Thieves) Doofulus wisps: Calagan scares my pants off
(Thieves) Dhaggard wisps: Which then scares im back.
Written in cursive, signed by Abhishek:
Abhishek Valantine