Post by Fewms on Feb 20, 2009 3:17:45 GMT
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Memorial from the Ministry of Plenty
By Clerk Pschent
Our esteemed outgoing Nawab Fewms is proud to report that the Council coffers are full to the bursting, and that the outlook for Djelibeybi is one of continued prosperity and growth. Below is a list of expenditures which were made in the previous term for the benefit of our Kingdom, our Citizens, and our allies:
Papyrus art contest - 1500 tooni
Town crier advertisements - 42 tooni
Back pay to Vulgar Unicorn management - 6000 tooni
Back rent for CONDM headquarters - 1000 tooni
Furniture for CONDM headquarters - 4000 tooni
He looks forward to a successful term with the new Nawab, Djoan, and reminds our Citizens that Council money is there for your benefit. All reasonable grant proposals and ideas for expenditure will be given full consideration and, if deserving, the support of the Treasury.
Nawab Djoan pteh Djust is a hard person to interview as she's always running around saying "I'm too busy! I'm too busy!" - a strategy that does seem to result in some things getting done, but not very helpful for this reporter sent by the Ministry. Still, we managed to finally get an interview after she had a fatal fall from Lover's Leap the other day...
You tell the ghost of Djoan pteh Djust: How did you come to be in this all too usual predicament?
The ghost of Djoan pteh Djust tells you: Lover's Leap is one of the places I go to get away from the hustle and bustle of the Pharaoh's court and meditate on things. Unfortunately, as I was about to leave I tripped over the trailing train of this robe of office they gave me, and fell off the edge.
You tell the ghost of Djoan pteh Djust: Sounds painful. So, I hear you're the new Nawab. How did that come to happen?
The ghost of Djoan pteh Djust tells you: At the recommendation of another Djelian citizen I stood for the last round of Magistrate elections, but failed to be elected. After Fewms stepped down as Nawab I thought I'd offer my services for that role instead.
You tell the ghost of Djoan pteh Djust: How are you finding the job?
The ghost of Djoan pteh Djust tells you: As much as I run around, it seems to follow me - finding it isn't a problem!
You tell the ghost of Djoan pteh Djust: No, I mean, how is it going?
The ghost of Djoan pteh Djust tells you: Mostly well. The biggest problem I'm currently running into is that people I want to give money to aren't around when I am. This would all be a lot easier if we had some kind of banker's cheque or similar.
You tell the ghost of Djoan pteh Djust: I can see how that would be awkward.
You tell the ghost of Djoan pteh Djust: One last question: what would you like to see from your period as Nawab?
The ghost of Djoan pteh Djust tells you: Well, only loosely related to my job, but I'd love to see a People's Bank of Klatch franchise in Bes Pelargic, which would make us the only bank to deal in all the major disc currencies.
You tell the ghost of Djoan pteh Djust: We got one only last week, honoured Nawab.
The ghost of Djoan pteh Djust tells you: Really?
You tell the ghost of Djoan pteh Djust: Indeed. Anything else you'd like to say before that impatient-looking Pishite resurrects you?
The ghost of Djoan pteh Djust tells you: I'd just like to remind people that they can apply for a grant by mudmailing it to me, or discuss their idea with a magistrate and then mail me. All ideas are welcome!
page 5
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Memorial from the Ministry of Plenty
By Clerk Pschent
Our esteemed outgoing Nawab Fewms is proud to report that the Council coffers are full to the bursting, and that the outlook for Djelibeybi is one of continued prosperity and growth. Below is a list of expenditures which were made in the previous term for the benefit of our Kingdom, our Citizens, and our allies:
Papyrus art contest - 1500 tooni
Town crier advertisements - 42 tooni
Back pay to Vulgar Unicorn management - 6000 tooni
Back rent for CONDM headquarters - 1000 tooni
Furniture for CONDM headquarters - 4000 tooni
He looks forward to a successful term with the new Nawab, Djoan, and reminds our Citizens that Council money is there for your benefit. All reasonable grant proposals and ideas for expenditure will be given full consideration and, if deserving, the support of the Treasury.
Nawab Djoan pteh Djust is a hard person to interview as she's always running around saying "I'm too busy! I'm too busy!" - a strategy that does seem to result in some things getting done, but not very helpful for this reporter sent by the Ministry. Still, we managed to finally get an interview after she had a fatal fall from Lover's Leap the other day...
You tell the ghost of Djoan pteh Djust: How did you come to be in this all too usual predicament?
The ghost of Djoan pteh Djust tells you: Lover's Leap is one of the places I go to get away from the hustle and bustle of the Pharaoh's court and meditate on things. Unfortunately, as I was about to leave I tripped over the trailing train of this robe of office they gave me, and fell off the edge.
You tell the ghost of Djoan pteh Djust: Sounds painful. So, I hear you're the new Nawab. How did that come to happen?
The ghost of Djoan pteh Djust tells you: At the recommendation of another Djelian citizen I stood for the last round of Magistrate elections, but failed to be elected. After Fewms stepped down as Nawab I thought I'd offer my services for that role instead.
You tell the ghost of Djoan pteh Djust: How are you finding the job?
The ghost of Djoan pteh Djust tells you: As much as I run around, it seems to follow me - finding it isn't a problem!
You tell the ghost of Djoan pteh Djust: No, I mean, how is it going?
The ghost of Djoan pteh Djust tells you: Mostly well. The biggest problem I'm currently running into is that people I want to give money to aren't around when I am. This would all be a lot easier if we had some kind of banker's cheque or similar.
You tell the ghost of Djoan pteh Djust: I can see how that would be awkward.
You tell the ghost of Djoan pteh Djust: One last question: what would you like to see from your period as Nawab?
The ghost of Djoan pteh Djust tells you: Well, only loosely related to my job, but I'd love to see a People's Bank of Klatch franchise in Bes Pelargic, which would make us the only bank to deal in all the major disc currencies.
You tell the ghost of Djoan pteh Djust: We got one only last week, honoured Nawab.
The ghost of Djoan pteh Djust tells you: Really?
You tell the ghost of Djoan pteh Djust: Indeed. Anything else you'd like to say before that impatient-looking Pishite resurrects you?
The ghost of Djoan pteh Djust tells you: I'd just like to remind people that they can apply for a grant by mudmailing it to me, or discuss their idea with a magistrate and then mail me. All ideas are welcome!